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coast, East coast and Europe. Chicago - 11 July - Meet mid life Madonna
After 20 years of tireless invention, Madonna is not only still
at the top but has emerged as a happily married yoga enthusiast
and mother of two - a disappointment for critics who feel that
by now she should have been punished for her sins. On the eve
of her UK tour, we celebrate the First Lady of Pop.
The scene is the United Centre in Chicago, where Madonna is about
to begin the latest leg of her Re-Invention Tour. From my seat
at the side of the stage I can see her preparing backstage, hoisting
herself up into the crab position that had reviewers of previous
shows both gasping at her suppleness ('At 45!')... and pointing
out her support bandages ('She is, after all, 45'). I can't see
any support bandages this time as Madonna rises up through the
stage floor, still in the crab position, then stands on her head.
Her dancers start coming down from the ceiling on swings, dressed
in a way that suggests they have escaped en masse from a casting
for Les Miserables. Madonna looks sensational, though her spangled
corset and thigh boots are so high camp they border on space camp.
Watching her frolicking with her dancers, I'm reminded that Boy
George once said she was a gay man trapped inside a woman's body.
Right now, in the nicest possible sense, it looks as if the gay
man has escaped.
As the set unfolds (old songs: Frozen,
Papa Don't Preach, Holiday;
new songs: Nothing Fails,
American Life, Hollywood;
horrible songs: Hanky Panky,
Die Another Day; and
unexpected songs: Imagine) the dry ice swirls, and it is as if Madonna has been joined
onstage by the fog of truths and lies, preconceptions and misconceptions,
that have dogged her over the years.
Suddenly she runs along the moving pathway at the front of the
stage and up into a superstructure which takes her high above
the crowd. And there she stands for a moment or two, bathed in
adulation, wrapping her legs around the bars: Watching us, watching
her...
At the start of Vogue,
Madonna asks: 'What are you looking at?' It's a question it seems
pertinent to answer right now. Her 46th birthday is coming up
and she's done more than 20 years of hard time at the top. This
year also sees the 20th anniversary of Like
A Virgin, not her first hit but arguably the one that first
set her apart from the common pop herd, the pretty hot-eyed ingenue
displaying a moxie beyond her years as she flounced around in
her wedding dress, announcing to the world that her latest love
made her feel 'shiny and new'. This was no virgin - anyone could
see that - but even then Madonna ladled on the irony and the metaphor
just as much as the eyeliner.
Just now, she's not looking so shiny or new. There are reports
that tickets for her tour are moving slowly and sales of her current
album, American Life, have
been the worst of her entire career. Unlike 1992's Erotica, another
poor seller, released alongside the notorious Sex book, this time
the content seems to be to blame rather than any attendant controversy.
For me, a longtime Madonna fan, American
Life seems too heavy on the Kabbalah homilies (Love each other;
Don't be meanies) and too light on the fun. That was a disappointment
after her previous two albums: Ray
Of Light, an introspective masterpiece produced by William
Orbit and documenting Madonna's personal and creative resurgence;
and Music, produced
by Mirwais, a near-psychic explosion of rhinestones, sparse electro
and nimble social commentary.
More alarm bells rang as Madonna seemed to lose her nerve, withdrawing
the military-themed video for the American
Life single as the Iraq conflict broke out. At the Chicago
show she spent a great deal of time writhing about in combats
and brandishing a gun, so perhaps she has had a change of heart
- but at the time she deemed the images of helicopters, explosions
and a Dubya doppelganger lighting a cigar from a hand grenade
'inappropriate'.
Around this time, Madonna appeared on the Jonathan Ross show.
The last time Ross interviewed her it was like watching a small
boy being mauled by a man-eating tiger. This time Madonna looked
subdued and unconfident, constantly twisting her fingers and fidgeting
in her chair. She talked about hating the way she looked and she
sounded like she meant it. Ross even managed to slip it in that
her new music wasn't for him and Madonna - Madonna! - meekly let
him get away with it.
By the end I was watching in thoughtful silence. I've met Madonna,
interviewing her in 1995 at her New York apartment, and she was
such a bright, cheeky, 'Fuck you!' woman, speaking fearlessly
and articulately about everything from art and fellatio to God,
rape, misogyny ('It's an aura - a black cloud they carry around
with them') and everything in between. When she told me about
being sexually assaulted as a newcomer to New York - the first
time she'd ever talked about it - I commented that even something
like this might end up being dismissed as a cynical publicity
stunt. She laughed dryly: 'Some people think everything I do is
a publicity stunt. They think when I go to the bathroom it's a
publicity stunt.'
Did she feel she had been dehumanised, turned into a 'thing'?
'Yes (mischievous) - but then most icons are.'
There's no doubt about it: the woman I met that day would have
eaten Ross for breakfast and used Michael Parkinson to mop the
plate. This Madonna, this latest Madonna, wasn't coming across
like that at all. It made you wonder what was going on: Where
is Madonna placed now? What do we make of her? What does she make
of herself, come to think of it?
Over the years there have been quite a few Madonnas to choose
from. Born Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone into a large middle
class Italian-American family in Bay City, Michigan in 1958, she
seemed an unlikely candidate to become one of the world's biggest
stars and consummate shape changers. Much of her personal history
has now passed into legend: her mother dying when she was seven,
the subsequent rebellions, the running away to New York to 'make
it', the career change from dance to music, the early stardom,
the crucifixes and the attitude ('I lost my virginity as a career
move').
Soon Madonna wasn't just 'making it' she was inventing it - or
to be more precise, reinventing it. From that point, the Madonnas
came thick and fast: Boy Toy, Dirty Bitch, Catholic screw up,
Mrs (Poison) Penn, Disco Dolly, Tomboy, Whore, Clown, Evita, Earth
Mother, Calculating Businesswoman in Corsets. And along with it
came the seemingly endless parade of vile, diminishing boyfriends.
Apart from Carlos Leon, Lourdes's father, Madonna's men were mainly
distinguished by their predilection for slagging her off afterwards.
'If she were a painting she'd have to be an abstract by Picasso
because she has so many faces,' said Vanilla Ice. 'She was so
tight, she squeaked,' said Jimmy Albright. And, of course, Warren
Beatty in the famous In Bed With
Madonna clip: 'She doesn't want to live off camera, never
mind talk.' (Pot, kettle, black?) The music was flowing all this
time, too, but Madonna's life has always been much more vigorously
reviewed than her art.
Today things have quietened down considerably. Madonna is no longer
jogging through our parks surrounded by bodyguards as she did
in the Eighties. She's no longer spraying profanities on chat
shows or feeling up lesbian friends to wind up the media. Since
she dumped Catholicism for Kabbalah, the church has had scant
excuse to feel affronted as it did when she kissed a black Christ
in her Like A Prayer video
or pretended to masturbate onstage during her Blond Ambition Tour.
And it's 12 years since Madonna scandalised the world by producing
Sex, an erotic photo essay that had Norman Mailer grumbling it
wasn't dirty enough ('no beaver shots') but saw the rest of the
world buying it just to make absolutely sure they felt disgusted.
Recently it's been about yoga, macrobiotic diets, another bad
film (Swept Away) to add to her
chequered movie CV, an iffy album, a Gap advert with Missy Eliot
and a Kabbalah-inspired series of children's books that are a
million literary galaxies away from Sex. The Kabbalah thing remains
both amusing and bemusing to outsiders, but if renaming herself
Esther and wearing a red braided bracelet makes her feel good
about her life, then who are we to judge? That said, following
a branch of Jewish mysticism that seeks to annihilate the ego
must be darned hard work for a woman who once declared she wouldn't
be happy until she was 'bigger than God'.
Madonna is clear about her affection for Britain - the country
that produced her husband, film director Guy Ritchie, and son,
Rocco - sometimes flattering us quite shamelessly: 'Even the stupidest
people in Britain are more intelligent than Americans.' And yet
there still seems to be a love-hate relationship with Madonna:
breathless magazine articles about how so and so boutique is now
hip because 'style icon' Madonna happened to pass by its windows...
followed by more pages on her arrogance, her daughter's Eve Lom
facials, her nastiness to ramblers who want to roam across her
country pile. And of course the perennial headline which has cropped
up regularly since 1986: is Madonna a goner?
Maybe all this ragging can be put down to Madonna's bizarre take
on 'down to earth' English living (fish and chips, pints of Guinness
and hanging out with Gwyneth Paltrow). Or maybe it goes deeper
than that.
Is it just me, or do some people resent the way in which big,
bad, ambitious Madonna has managed to dodge some kind of 'karmic
punishment', some designated lonely fate, by finding family happiness
in her forties? Of course, some people just can't stomach all
that 'We're a partnership / cleaning the car together / doing
Kabbalah together / strumming Scottish folk songs on matching
guitars together' stuff that keeps leaking from the Ciccone-Ritchie
homestead (and I haven't even got to the bit where Ritchie is
supposed to be in the habit of calling Madonna 'Mum'). One woman
told me she couldn't work out whether she was simply suspicious
of the 'Guy effect', or just plain sick of Madonna banging on
about her perfect personal life. Married Madonna she could take;
smug Married Madonna, no way. Others seem to suspect that this
is a parody of domestic bliss, just the latest Madonna disguise.
I'm not so sure. It seems to me that a woman who lost her own
mother as a young child might be a key candidate to embrace family
stability. But it's about more than even that - it's about mega-celebrity
and how to survive it. Arguably, Madonna has transcended pop stardom
to become the first great reality show (Big Sister? Big Mother?).
She is somebody who rubbed out the boundaries between life and
art and managed to survive. Indeed, if Madonna were a fictional
character, one could only retain public sympathy for her by having
her 'pay the price' for her unnatural behaviour. By rights, she
should be living alone in a dusty Hollywood mansion by now - childless,
embittered, staggering Norma Desmond-style down a Gone with the
Wind staircase, a hideous bony claw shaking her diamonds at the
world ('It's time for my close-up'). Instead she's happily married
with two lovely kids, everything's worked out great for her -
and some people just seem to find that gutting.
It is also extraordinary how, all these years on, some people,
usually men, still can't give it up for the idea of Madonna, the
talented and relevant musician, songwriter and performer. Where
some are concerned she will always be dismissed as a chancer,
a media manipulator, who built her entire career, spanning decades
and continents, on a succession of good hair days. Never mind
the innumerable No1 singles, the hit albums, the constant creative
evolution, the provocation and the daring, the 20-odd years at
the top of one of the most cut-throat industries ever. Cherish, Like
A Prayer, You'll See,
Frozen, Mer
Girl, Gone, Impressive
Instant - where did all these songs, and more, come from?
The 'hit single' fairy? Part of the urban myth surrounding Madonna
is that the songs she says she wrote were collaborations, and
the songs she says were collaborations were nothing to do with
her. Even today you'll get idiots at parties solemnly declaring
that Madonna has no real talent: 'She's just a great businesswoman
who knows how to market herself.' And people wonder why Madonna
is always banging on about sexism in the music industry (for a
pop girl she always did have a big dirty rock mouth).
It seems the older Madonna gets, the more she is encouraged to
shut up, put up and cover up, befitting a woman of her extreme
years (one whole year older than Morrissey). But with her looks
and fitness levels, why should she? It says something that she
can perform excruciating yoga exercises onstage nightly on her
world tour and be written off as 'past it', while David Bowie
can collapse on his stage with heart problems and nobody suggests
he give anything up.
This is not to say that Madonna has made no mistakes. Most recently,
the three-way snog with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
at the MTV awards was a miscalculation, if only because it flagged
up how gender infiltrates everything - even mega-celebrity, even
Madonna. Put bluntly, this was a painfully feminine way to grab
attention or pass on a 'baton' that just wouldn't enter an equivalent
male musical icon's head. The idea of someone like Paul McCartney
grabbing Noel Gallagher for a brisk tongueing is only bearable
because you know it would never happen. The 'guys' would be too
busy 'duetting' (though we could argue all day about what all
that pointing at each other with guitars is all about).
While we're on the subject of men, it seems increasingly clear
that most of them just don't 'get' Madonna in the same way women
do. I am not referring to her fabulously loyal gay fan base, or
even to her love life (though before Ritchie and motherhood she
seemed to be on a one-woman crusade to give heterosexuality a
bad name). I am referring to where the true Madonna heartland
lies; namely the sprawling mid-twenties to late-forties female
demographic, which should by rights be given its own Madonna-based
name (Vogue Nation? True Blues?). One of Madonna's greatest unsung
achievements must surely be that for more than 20 years she has
been an inspirational global totem for the women who have grown
up with her. While it is universally acknowledged that Madonna
inspired the first generation of 'wannabes', nobody ever seems
to ask where they are now, and what happened to them, or, more
to the point, what didn't happen to them.
It would appear to be the case that Madonna has become more and
more important to these fans as the years have gone by (and most
of us quite frankly have become Not Gonna Bes). A book I own,
I Dream of Madonna, a collection of women's dreams about La Ciccone,
beautifully captures how she has invaded women's sub-consciousness
over the years. But it's not always a case of dreaming about Madonna
or even for that matter thinking about her. Grown women have busy
lives, and no one has time to sit around obsessing about multi-millionairess
pop stars, but the fact remains that for many it is a strange
mixture of comforting and exciting just to feel that Madonna's
still around, doing her thing, putting out great records, loving
her children, digging her man, practising her dance routines,
kicking against the pricks. One woman I know celebrated her 37th
birthday with a toast to Madonna, an ironic gesture but one which
is probably more common than you think. Unlike most men, who have
spent over 20 years debating whether Madonna was too slutty (or
not slutty enough) for their tastes, it was always more about
friendship than sex for us.
I was thinking about this when I went to see Madonna perform at
her Chicago show. It wasn't the best-ever Madonna gig I'd seen
- not as brazen as Blond Ambition
or as soulful as Drowned World
- but it was instructive to see her perform in America, the place
that made her. America is just so vast, you feel yourself being
swallowed alive, rendered irrelevant and anonymous, the moment
you step out of the airport. It makes you feel fresh respect for
the young motherless Madonna Ciccone, the little-woman-who-could
(and did), one of the first to stare celebrity straight in the
eye and beat it at its own game.
The crowd were a disparate bunch: families, gay men, large groups
of men drinking beer in a gruff heterosexual manner, even what
appeared to be a Kabbalah convert, waving a 'Queen Esther' banner
in the crowd. And, of course, there were the gangs of women out
for the night on their own, all types, all ages, all jostling
together, buying their posters and $30 programmes as souvenirs,
and boogying with a disgraceful sense of abandon to the encore,
Holiday. I overheard
a group of them huddled over a programme: 'Oh, I like that look,
and that one, and I like her there.' It was like Madonna's career
itself: big cultural pick'n'mix, something for pretty much everybody.
So that's what we're looking at. While Madonna might not be inspiring
young girls any more (at least not in the gargantuan numbers she
did in the Eighties), she's definitely inspiring a lot of 'older
girls' (and boys) just by being alive, and that alone makes her
madly important. Add to that the music, the style, the humour
and the sanity (see Prince and Michael Jackson for what could
have happened) and not for the first time Madonna, circa 2004,
starts looking positively indispensable. (source: The
Observer) Chicago - 11 July - Do you believe in Madonna?
As Madonna glides through Frozen
at the United Center in Chicago, she hypnotically croons "Give
yourself to me," her toned arms outstretched toward the enamored
audience. She's got us in the palm of her formerly hennaed hands.
Witnessing one of the most famous women in the world perform live
for the first time is just like a dream to me, except for the
tone-deaf moron seated beside me singing everything in my ear.
And he doesn't limit himself to lyrics. You know in Like
A Prayer when Madonna lets the choir sing and they go "whoah,
whoah whoah"? He does that too. I didn't shell out nearly
a hundred bucks to hear this blowhard belt out Madonna's hits,
but something, maybe the show's spiritual vibe, stops me from
smacking him. Eventually, I tune him out. Something's coming over
me. Madonna is here.
She had us at Holiday,
and 20 years later, a red Kabbalah bracelet encircles her wrist,
and fans are still wrapped around her finger. Her phases don't
faze them.
The souvenir stands reflect her current obsessions. "The
72 Names of God" and other books about Kabbalah, the mystical
offshoot of Judaism she's studying, sit alongside her successful
Kabbalah-based kiddie books, including "Mr. Peabody's Apples."
A Hebrew transliteration of "Madonna" tops one of her
concert T's.
Her Re-Invention Tour, which mixes in forever
favorites, including Crazy
For You and Into The Groove,
is the ultimate fix for longtime fans — sort of like listening
to the original soundtrack of your life live.
If the world has had enough of Madonna, with her Britney-befriending,
Kabbalahmania, faux English-ness and more, you wouldn't know it
by talking to these followers.
"She could burp onstage and I would enjoy it," said
Jared Rodriguez, a 23-year-old from Austin, Texas. He's wearing
a glittery T with an amateurish image of Madonna in her cowboy
Music mode. He and Candice Ramirez, 30, also from
Austin, aren't put off by her new strain of spirituality.
"It's a part of her life right now. We're OK with it,"
Ramirez said. "She could do anything. It doesn't mean we're
going to do it."
The concertgoers are not just long-in-the-tooth former teenyboppers.
There are young men with frosted mohawks, little girls with rhinestone
art on their arms, and one man who has fashioned his own "Krazy
for Kabbalah" T-shirt.
Then there are the old-school Madonna fans, decked out in corsets,
pearls and lace. Sandra Schabowski and Julie Remedi, both 21,
are in full Madonna wannabe wardrobes.
Their Maddie masquerading paid off. Schabowski, from Berwynm,
Ill., and Remedi, from Darien, Ill., came to the concert with
third-level tickets. But when a United Center employee spotted
them outside during a smoke break, he presented them with front-row
tickets.
"I'm still in shock," Schabowski says. Remedi also may
need resuscitation. "We ought to do this more often."
The concert may have been mobbed by Madonna moonies, but at ear
X-tacy on Bardstown Road, music-lovers are hardly burning up with
admiration for her. It's human nature for people to have different
takes on America's Evita, but for a Madonna maniac, it might be
hard to take.
"Madonna probably needs to give it a rest," said Kara
Gossom, 20, from Sellersburg, Ind. "She was good for her
time."
Others don't buy into the trendy religion trip, evident since
her Ray Of Light spiritual awakening.
"It really is a contradiction. (Kabbalah) is this mystic,
spiritual thing, and she's so rich. She's the Material Girl,"
said Nicole Stevenson, 24, a massage therapist visiting from Boulder,
Colo.
"Whatever floats your boat. Their (celebrities') worlds are
so out of the normal context of reality, they go a little nuts."
Stevenson is also wary of Madonna's connections with the chesty
chart-toppers she inspired. "This alliance with Britney is
very strange to me."
Britney and Madonna's show-stopping, same-sex snog at last year's
MTV Video Music Awards didn't endear Madonna to the teen and tween
set. Madonna is not part of the music vocabulary of Marty Hagler
and Jean Henry, both 14.
"I remember one song called Music,"
said Jean, a Louisville resident who prefers Ella Fitzgerald and
Frank Sinatra.
Marty, who is visiting from New York City and gets her music kicks
from Green Day and Good Charlotte, is equally uninterested. "I've
seen some videos," she said indifferently.
Dennis Stein, 21, is proud to admit he knows "excessively
little" about Madonna. "I know she's married to Guy
Ritchie, because I like Guy Ritchie," he said. He would much
rather listen to a certain Icelandic icon.
"I'm a Bjork obsessive. Bjork just blows her (Madonna) out
of the water in every way imaginable," the Louisville resident
said.
Although they're not taken with Madonna's talent, they don't think
she's a total waste. Some of her harshest critics still applaud
her business sense, longevity and fearlessness.
"I think (Madonna) is cool, I respect what she does,"
Stein said.
Stevenson also praised her power. "She's not afraid to do
things other people wouldn't dare."
At the show, even the most ardent of admirers may have been a
little irked by their idol.
Halfway through the show, she covered Imagine.
Behind her, the screens reflected the goals of her pet project,
the Kabbalah program "Spirituality for Kids." The images
included an especially naïve one of an Israeli and Arab boy
walking peacefully down a path, arms around each other's shoulders.
My mind momentarily wandered from the spectacle as I contemplated
the contradiction her new religion presents.
For starters, her name is Madonna. Madonna as in "mother
of Jesus Christ." Mrs. Ritchie may have recently changed
her name to "Esther," but she can never change her status
as Catholicism's uber-rebel.
As a Jew, I sometimes feel a hint of hypocrisy in this. Still,
she's become so ubiquitous that in the future, it may be impossible
to tell if children named Madonna are a tribute to the mother
of Jesus or the mother of Lourdes and Rocco.
Then it occurs to me that the first and only time I've ever worn
a cross was when I dressed as Borderline-era
Madge at a costume party a few years back. I've even considered
naming my own daughter, should I ever have one, Madonna. Madonna
Ikenberg. It's only a little more bizarre than Cher Horowitz,
Alicia Silverstone's character in "Clueless."
Humbled by the repressed memory, I decide not to take the issue
so seriously and quickly get back in the groove.
Under a shower of glitter, dancing above the audience on a huge
catwalk reaching halfway through the venue, Madonna closes the
show with a darker, yet still bouncy, version of Holiday.
The lights immediately go down and it's clear the ever-morphing
butterfly won't be re-emerging from her backstage cocoon for an
encore, which is kind of un-spiritual, in my opinion.
Despite the abrupt exit, concertgoers are still riding an immaculate
high.
"I'm coming down from feeling really ecstatic," said
Sara Dean, 28, from Spring Grove, Ill. "It was awesome."
Aside from that, nothing really matters. (source: Courier-Journal) Toronto - 19 July - Madonna does Madonna, again
You can call her old. You can call her a tramp (or a more profane
version of one). But don't call her over. "And one more thing,"
the queen of pop said Monday night in Toronto. "You don't
have to call me Esther."
The one and only Madonna, who in the middle of her sold-out Re-Invention
Tour, which kicked off a three-show run Sunday night in the
Air Canada Centre that concludes tonight, was referring, of course,
to the Biblical name she's adopted since taking to that mystical
sect of religion known as Kabbalah.
Since adopting the ancient philosophy as the guiding light in
her home and professional lives (around the time she had her first
child, daughter Lourdes, 7), Madonna - Madge, M, Esther, whatever
suits your fancy - has implemented a holy grail of so-called "re-inventions."
She no longer drinks normal water, she downs Rabbi-annointed Kabbalah
water (at $2.65 a liter). She also doesn't perform on Friday nights
anymore - you know, the sabbath.
But there's no re-invention more startling, more illustrious,
than the one that has been her career. Since Day One, more than
20 years ago, everything within success' reach has been imbued
with alteration, satirization and, in true Madonna fashion, stylization.
When she first entered the scene with 1982's Everybody,
she was playing herself: A rough, fishnet-wearing New York dancer
with no where to go but up. Over the years, she transformed herself
into a cross-bearing virgin (not that anyone believed her), a
sexually overt feminist (those dark "Sex" book years),
a Japanese geisha, and most recently, happily wedded mother of
two.
Every step of the way, her music and its visual representations
have transformed from one packaged product to the next, helping
to keep her afloat in a vastly changing pop music industry.
But its her '80s hits that keep fans happy, and it looks like
she's been paying attention. All of the megahits from her first
decade are including in her current show - Vogue,
Express Yourself, Into
The Groove, Papa Don't Preach,
even Material Girl. And so
is much of her latest release, 2003's American
Life, an album not nearly as incoherent and disconnected as
critics wanted it to be.
But new material is not the same as old material recycled. Relatively
little of her career-spanning set list is altered in any way,
which makes the re-invention premise a little silly. There are
no more new arrangements in The Re-Invention
Tour than there were on her previous tours. Deeper And Deeper, a
disco dance hit from 1992's Erotica,
and 1985's Into The Groove,
get the biggest shakeups. The former is transformed into a silky
jazz-land swing number, while the latter gets a workout on the
bagpipes.
A perennial tour favorite, Holiday
is now a tribal drum dance, Material
Girl is loaded with heavy electric guitar, and Express
Yourself, packaged alongside American
Life in a military-themed segment, is a gun-toting march.
Some work, some don't. Do we really need to sit through a rehashed
studio version of Frozen,
which already got a thrilling interpretation on her last tour,
2001's Drowned World Tour? Nope.
There's a "but" coming, can you tell?
But... Madonna's Re-Invention is still the best performance
of any rock, pop, metal or other hybrid artist that's out there.
As much as she thinks her career and music need retooling, it
isn't the Madonna of yesterday - or even today - that need revisiting.
We know her history; we know it well.
It's the Madonna of tomorrow that she should be concerned with,
that we should all be panting with bated breath for. It's time
to start inventing the wheel again, like we know she can.
I have faith in her. We know she does. (source: Buffalo
News) Toronto - 18 July - Into the Groove
After an 11-year absence, Madonna returned to Toronto last night
with the first of three sold-out shows at the Air Canada Centre.
The 45-year-old pop icon notably didn't bring her 2001 Drowned
Tour to T.O., disappointing fans, but she seemed to have been
forgiven last night judging from the roaring reception.
"Ah, it's good to be back in Toronto," she said towards
the end of her hour-and-50-minute set. "It's been so long.
Just because I have two children doesn't mean I don't like to
have fun."
Believe it or not, Madonna last performed in this city in 1993
with her sexy Girlie Show Tour at
SkyDome. (She mistakenly remembered her last visit as the infamous
1990 Blonde Ambition Tour saying:
"The last time we were here, the police almost arrested us.
I'm a good girl.")
But back in 1993, she was a vastly different artist, single and
childless, and without her new-found faith in Kabbalah, the study
of a kind of Jewish mysticism that has found her choosing the
Hebrew name of Esther for herself.
Not to give anyone the wrong idea.
Last night's show -- which began 45 minutes later than scheduled
and found 17,000 anxious fans chanting "Madonna! Madonna!"
-- was still a hi-tech, flashy and fun affair but overall more
tame, and slightly preachy with plenty of Bush-bashing, anti-war
messages and Hebrew references.
Like the L.A. tour launch on May 24, a select group of fans were
guided into tiny pits on either side of the stage before the concert
began for a first-class view of Madge, although five giant moving
video screens enabled the masses farther away to get a good look
at The Material Girl. (Given her tour merchandise ranged from
$10 for a keychain to $105 for a pink hooded sweatshirt -- so
much for her claim she's now The Non-Material Girl.)
Kicking off the night with a slick, stylized video and recorded
spoken-word monologue called The
Beast Within, the concert really began when Madonna made her
big entrance laying down on a platform that came out of the stage
floor to the opening strains of her 1990 uber-hit Vogue.
She was quickly joined by nine dancers, all dressed in French
period costumes, with her seven-piece band divided into two camps
in the shadows on either side of the stage.
The biggest production number, however, came during the title
track from her 2003 release, American
Life, which saw a gleaming silver catwalk descend from above
for a fashion show featuring Madonna's dancers dressed as everything
from a rabbi, a priest, a nun, an Arab, etc.
By this point, Madge -- who began the night in a sparkly champagne-coloured
corset top, short black shorts and knee-high black boots -- had
changed into army fatigues and a black beret with the rest of
her dancers brandishing rifles for army-themed choreography.
The background video, meanwhile, was sober images of victims of
war ending with a Bush and Saddam Hussein look-alikes sharing
a cigar. (Similar video of children in war-torn countries was
shown during her cover of John Lennon's Imagine.)
Because this is called the Re-Invention Tour,
many of Madonna's songs were reworked, some better than others.
Often she appeared as a solitary figure on stage playing the electric
or acoustic guitar on such songs as Burning
Up and Material Girl
or the new tune, Nothing Fails,
respectively.
The weakest link in the entire show was the circus-themed third
portion where, for some unknown reason, Madonna dragged out the
awful Dick Tracy song Hanky
Panky, and turned the normally robust dance song Deeper
And Deeper into a cabaret ballad.
Thankfully, that segment was saved by a wonderfully inventive
tango version of her James Bond theme song, Die
Another Day, before she was placed in an electric chair for
the Evita number, Lament.
Other crowd-pleasers proved to be a mix of old and new songs like
Frozen, Express
Yourself, Don't Tell Me,
Like A Prayer and Music.
Although Into The Groove,
which featured bagpipes, drums and Madonna and her dancers in
kilts, and the show-ending Holiday,
complete with red-and-white confetti and another stroll down the
catwalk, have to be singled out for special mention.
Madonna wraps up the North American leg on her Re-Invention
Tour on Aug. 2 in Miami before heading over to Europe.
Otherwise, she plays two more shows at the ACC, tonight and Wednesday.
The Toronto shows initially sold-out in a record-setting 80 minutes
but more seats were released once the Re-Invention production
was finalized.
Rumoured among those to be in attendance last night were Madonna's
two children -- seven-year-old daughter Lourdes, a.k.a. Lola,
and three-year-old son Rocco -- and hubby Guy Ritchie. (source:
Toronto Sun, via Madonna.com) Toronto - 18 July - Madonna re-imagines herself without the
bite
With a name like the Re-Invention Tour, one would expect to see
Madonna at her absolute finest. Madge is, after all, the queen
of Re-Invention, so the show should showcase her doing what she
does best: challenging pre-conceptions and toying with her audience's
comfort level — all while hosting a kick-ass dance party,
of course. Unfortunately, in 2004, Madonna has reinvented herself
as a kinder, gentler Kabbalah-practicing, children's book author,
which doesn't exactly jive with her onstage personality.
The first of Madonna's three Toronto shows certainly looked good.
After the taped spoken-word The
Beast Within segment (some quasi-religious mumbo-jumbo paired
with some genuinely arty images of the singer on the set's many
screens) Madonna emerged from the centre of the stage writhing
and showing off her best yoga moves. Erupting into Vogue,
she was joined by a troupe of "Rock Me Amadeus" costumed
dancers. Things got off to a roaring start and concept-wise, at
least, they didn't let up.
Throughout the show, Madonna would disappear and resurface as
a military fighter, a flapper-style circus girl, a laid-back guitar
slinger and, for the last segment, in a full-length Scottish kilt
and a "Kabbahlists Do It Better" T-shirt. Each costume
change was met with a spectacular set transformation, complete
with images representing Madonna's continuing fascination with
religion, birth and death flashing on the multiple screens. Madge's
dancing hasn't faltered one bit over the years — say what
you will about the lady, but she still has the moves.
Unfortunately, it's not all about the dancing (although, at a
Madonna concert, it does count for a lot). On stage for about
two hours, the singer didn't go for a particularly economical
set list, eschewing many classic hits in favour of some of the
lousiest tracks in her repertoire. Songs like Lucky
Star, Like A Virgin
and Open Your Heart were
nowhere to be found, while stinkers like Hanky
Panky (from the Dick Tracy
soundtrack), Bedtime Story,
Lament (from Evita),
American Life's abysmal
Mother And Father and the
James Bond theme Die Another
Day all got their due. Yes, I realize it's not 1984 —
and she did throw in oldies like Burning
Up, Crazy For You and
Like A Prayer (all of which
were executed quite nicely) — but if she's going to choose
a song off of the Ray Of Light
album, wouldn't the title track be a better bet than the subdued
Frozen?
Set list aside, Madonna's biggest problem wasn't the music, it
was the attitude. Back in the Blonde
Ambition days the singer's general coldness read as ballsy
bitchiness, which worked for her. She's still just as distant
with the audience, but with her new sense of concern for the well-being
of the world, her whole onstage persona rings false. As playful
as the dance moves were, she never actually looked like she was
having fun. As she begged the crowd to "Help me out Tor-on-to!"
with the words to the tinny Material
Girl, it was as if she was reading the name of the city off
the back of her guitar (yes, there was a guitar).
The worst moment, though, came when Madonna announced that she'd
perform a cover of a song that she hadn't written, but had "inspired"
her. She proceeded to launch into a hollow rendition of John Lennon's
Imagine, while images
of children in war-torn countries appeared behind her. As I glanced
at the people around me, who had paid up to $300 for their tickets,
many of whom were wearing new $100 tour T-shirts, I couldn't help
but feel that Madonna didn't really spend much time imagining
that she has no possessions or envisioning the world living as
one. The song was immediately followed by a version of Into The Groove, complete with video-taped rapping from Missy
Elliott (to remind us all of Madge 'n' Missy's recent Gap ad,
natch), making the Imagine
stunt seem all the uglier.
Madonna is what she is. She's all about stroking her own ego,
crass marketing and a lack of political correctness. Hopefully
she'll re-invent herself again soon so we can get past the hypocrisy
of her latest flights of fancy and get back into the groove. (source:
Chart
Attack) Toronto - 18 July - Madonna thrills fans with over-the-top
theatrical concert in Toronto
The original Material Girl strutted, writhed and wriggled Sunday,
showing her fans she still had the goods to compete with performers
half her age.
Madonna's concert, the first of three in Toronto, was an over-the-top
theatrical production complete with costume changes, choreographed
dance numbers and an ever-changing stage. After an awkward, avant-guarde
video display where she appeared to turn into a wolf, the 45-year-old
singer opened with Vogue,
her tribute to New York club life.
Dressed in a glittery corset, black short-shorts and knee-high
boots, Madonna sashayed from one end of the stage to the next
with the help of a moving sidewalk - a conveyer-belt built into
the entire front section of the stage.
Aptly-titled the Re-Invention Tour, the set went through several
incarnations, at times appearing as a Renaissance painting, a
war field, a circus, a traditional concert stage with a full band
in the centre and finally, a dance club.
Moving parts included a V-shaped catwalk that dropped down on
top of the floor seats, giving Madonna greater access to fans
at the back end of the Air Canada Centre.
It's been 11 years since Madonna's strutted on a Canadian stage
and fans showed they've been patiently waiting with thunderous
applause throughout the show.
"It's good to be back, Toronto," she told more than
16,000 fans who paid up to $300 - considerably more than the top-ticket
price of $55 for her 1993 stop.
"Just because I've changed my ways doesn't mean I don't still
like to have fun."
She briefly mentioned a run-in with Toronto police in 1990, when
officers investigated reports of lewd acts during her concert.
"I'm a good girl," she purred.
The Material Girl has re-invented herself dozens of times since
she left her Michigan working-class home in the late 1970s. Her
most memorable persona was the sex-crazed diva, a harbinger of
the current generation of pop music tarts.
She offered the crowd some of that sauciness on Sunday with suggestive
dance moves - although the show was relatively tame compared to
her former self. Instead of sexual provacativeness, she filled
the two-hour set with religious iconography.
An illustration of Jesus was her backdrop for Mother
And Father. She wore a T-shirt with the words Kabbalists Do
It Better during Papa Don't Preach.
Madonna's calmed down considerably in recent years, with her current
role of demure mother, children's book author and spiritual practitioner.
The show seemed structured to show off Madonna's new maturity,
urging people to think about government, religion and world events,
rather than push the usual buttons with simulated sex scenes.
Her fans didn't seem to mind and said they continue to support
her chameleon career.
Carla Filoso drove from Ottawa for the show. "She's probably
the most influential artist of our time," gushed the 24-year-old,
who spent $300 on her floor seat ticket. "She's re-invented
herself about 100 times."
Natalie Michaud thought the '80s icon was worth buying a ticket
from a U.S. scalper for $700 US. On top of that price, the 25-year-old
psychology student flew from Grand Falls, N.B. with her boyfriend
for the show. "I grew up with her. I love her," she
gushed from her floor seat.
Madonna didn't disappoint, working her way through the maze of
past hits with confident ease, even finding inventive, modern
ways to interpret her '80s songs. Express Yourself saw her
treat a rifle like a baton, twirling it round and round and giving
the song a more political slant. Burning
Up, a syrupy pop ditty from her first record, became a bold,
new wave rock song.
Wielding an electric guitar, Madonna belted out her signature
song, Material Girl to some
of the loudest screams of the night.
Other hits included Frozen,
Into The Groove and Crazy
For You.
Madonna, who found time earlier in the day to stop in at the city's
Kabbalah Centre, proved herself a versatile performer, putting
on a Vegas-style show that left the audience panting right until
the red-and-white confetti sprayed overtop during the finale,
her song Holiday -
the singer's first Top 40 hit back in 1983.
With a huge library of songs to choose from, Madonna seemed to
have picked one to represent her many image makeovers. Lament, from Evita,
showed a bit of the sophisticated lady. Like
A Prayer was her first religious foray. Hanky
Panky, from the film Dick Tracy,
reminded fans of Madonna's many attempts to conquer acting.
Her button-pusher attitude was let loose during American
Life, with dancers dressed like soldiers attacking others
dressed as religious figures including a nun and a rabbi.
She performs again Monday and Wednesday. The three Toronto shows
are her only stops in Canada. Her tour ends in Lisbon in mid-September.
(source: Canadian
Press) Toronto - 18 July - Madonna's 'all-out assault on the eyes'
Madonna's notorious 2003 flop, American
Life, wasn't half as bad as its many detractors argued, but
the record's messages about the emptiness of fame and materialism
were not easily reconciled with a pop legacy synonymous with hedonism,
conspicuous consumption and the relentless pursuit of the spotlight.
A similar dissonance ran through the ungainly, but wholly spectacular,
production the former Material Girl jammed into the Air Canada
Centre last night for the first of three local dates — one
follows tonight, another on Wednesday — on her Re-Invention
Tour.
Totally camp at times, yet yearning for gravitas at others in
images of war and hackneyed John Lennon covers, the immaculately
conceived and executed two-hour affair often resembled the world's
most pretentious drag show.
That it succeeded as ludicrously overwrought entertainment, despite
a few obvious flaws, though, is testament to some of the most
riveting stage and video design ever committed to the concert
stage, an undeniable repertoire of solid tunes and the barely
containable enthusiasm of Madonna's fans.
This was only Madonna's second visit to Toronto since her 1990
Blond Ambition Tour stop at SkyDome
provoked a visit by the local morality squad, a moment that immortalized
the city as the "fascist state of Toronto" when it turned
up in the documentary Truth Or Dare
one year later.
While her Girlie Show touched down
at the 'Dome in 1993, she gave the city a conspicuous pass on
2001's Drowned World tour. The
excitement among the Maddie faithful — a true cross section
of the Toronto population, if tilted somewhat towards giddy gay
men and 30-something women in unflattering outfits — at
her return has, thus, been building for quite some time.
The highest expectations were likely met, even if Madonna herself
felt almost secondary to the Cirque du Soleil-esque whirlwind
of high-res digital projections, costumed dancers, acrobats, skateboarders
and bagpipers (yes, there was a pipe and drum band on stage at
one point — for Into The
Groove, of all things) swirling around her.
From the coy, one-two opening statement of Vogue
(first words uttered from the stage: "Strike a pose")
and American Life's Nobody
Knows Me until the closing circuit-party throb of a reconstituted
Holiday— which
had Madonna and her dance troupe cavorting over the ecstatic crowd
on an enormous, triangular catwalk while confetti cannons discharged
a small mountain of candy-coloured paper — the Re-Invention
was an all-out assault on the eyes. American Life and a jubilant
Express Yourself were conducted
in fatigues and military-drill formation. The Dick
Tracy soundtrack obscurity Hanky
Panky, Deeper And Deeper
and Die Another Day were
(un)dressed as burlesque, the latter tune climaxing bizarrely
with Madonna being strapped into an electric chair before a glowing
half-pipe. A show-stopping run at Music
brought the video's retro-disco imagery garishly to life on an
illuminated staircase, while Like
A Prayer concluded with stills of stigmata flanking the singer
on stage.
Still other tunes found Madonna assuming the pose of a simple
rock 'n' roll frontwoman, strapping on a guitar for Burning
Up and Material Girl
and occasionally even playing it.
If this spiritually questing, 45-year-old mother — there
were some Kabbalah-themed T-shirts spotted on stage and Hebrew
script on the monitors for Like
A Prayer— and sometime children's author intended some
overarching message to be taken away from this orgy of excess
other than "Dig me, I'm Madonna," it wasn't getting
through. But "Dig me, I'm Madonna" certainly did.
It's not that her sentiments aren't sincere, it's that she's incapable
of expressing herself through anything but spectacle. And she
does it very well. (source: Toronto
Star) Chicago - 11 July - Madonna trades memorable music for gaudy
spectacle
Over the course of her two-decade career, Madonna has accomplished
many things: She has been a champion button-pusher, a fashion
trendsetter and a provocative performance artist.
The 45-year-old singer has also recorded some extraordinary music
(along with a fair amount of pop fluff). But judging from her
spectacle-laden performance at the United Center on Sunday, that's
the accomplishment she cares about least.
The dance diva's skimpy 105-minute show -- the first of four in
Chicago -- certainly gave her fans a lot of high-tech, whiz-bang
gimmickry for their hard-earned dollars. (The top ticket price:
$317.50.) But the music was essentially an afterthought.
Judged against the standards of, say, the Cirque du Soleil, a
modern Broadway production or the videos-come-to-life concerts
by Madonna offspring such as Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera,
it was a heck of a show. But call me old-fashioned: I went for
the music. And in this department, the Reinvention Tour needed
serious reanimating.
After starting 40 minutes late and turning off the arena's air-conditioning
in order to preserve her platinum pipes, Madonna played a mere
24 songs -- that's counting the ponderous "I am a prophet"
faux-Biblical introduction -- and she wasn't even onstage for
three of those.
Yes, the set list spanned her career, and she overcame her longstanding
reluctance to play her older hits. But several of these were delivered
in arrangements that were so bizarre that they played like parodies.
That is, unless you agree that bagpipes and martial drummers were
always lacking in 1984's Into
The Groove.
(What was with the Scottish kilts and the odd choice of sonic
filigree? Maddy and British director Guy Ritchie were married
in a Scottish castle and like to vacation in the highlands --
that's the only fact that I could find to explain this strange
detour, one of several in the show that made no sense to anyone
besides the singer's self-indulgent choreographers, set designers
and wardrobe artists.) Vogue was reimagined as
a soundtrack for the court of Marie Antoinette; 1983's Burning
Up got some incongruous, generic heavy-metal guitar and Lament
from the musical Evita served
only to underscore that Madonna was poorly suited to perform in
musicals like Evita. (And
no, the set piece that found her strapped into an electric chair
wasn't enough to distract from her melodramatic crooning.)
The singer also played six songs from last year's abysmal techno-folkie
flop, American Life. Contrary
to what some critics have said, the material fared no better in
concert than it does on the flat and uninspired recording. Madonna
continued to overuse the electronic vocoder effect on her voice
(perhaps to mask the insipid lyrics), the sultry come-ons of her
Erotica era were still
sorely missed and the show came to a screeching halt with the
dumb and stilted rap in the middle of the maudlin Mother
And Father.
Musically, however, the nadir was an anemic, histrionic and soulless
electronic reading of John Lennon's Imagine
set to a barrage of video images of children from around the globe
plagued by the ravages of hunger and war. (War and hunger = bad!
Imagine no possessions = good! That is, after you've gone into
hock buying concert tickets.)
As a political commentator, Madonna made Bart Simpson seem as
sophisticated as Noam Chomsky. And her attempts to enlighten us
about her arcane spiritual belief system didn't fare much better
--though she mysteriously traded in her "Kabalists Do It
Better" T-shirt for one that read, "Italians Do It Better."
Imagine no facile preaching from Madonna. It's easy if you try.
Or have you really forgotten the Material Girl who fellated a
water bottle in Truth Or Dare
and acted out pretty much every risque fantasy imaginable in her
dirty-picture book Sex?
In the end, if you removed all of the spectacle -- the half-pipe
skateboard ramp, the bagpipers, the fake explosions, the dancers'
military drills, the descending catwalk and the multiple video
screens -- you had an aging singer with an impressive catalog
and a voice that (at least on the dance numbers) is arguably stronger
than it's ever been.
Sadly, Madonna lacked enough faith in these assets to rely on
them being enough to entertain us. Instead, she beat us over the
heads with yet another dizzying and superfluous MTV-style visual
assault.
The most radical reinvention that Madonna could have chosen at
this point in her career was to simply emphasize the music. (You
know, that stuff that "makes the people come together/Music
makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels/ Think of yesterday.")
Believe it or not, Maddy, it's your music that will endure when
all the rest is gone, after the last bagpiper has hung up his
kilt and the skateboarder no longer has enough hair to grow a
Mohawk. (source: Chicago
Sun-Times) Chicago - 11 July - Madonna reinvents her hits
The engine of Madonna's 21-year career is reinvention. Look back
and her lineage of videos and concert tours is lined with shifting
selves -- from disco boy-toy all the way up to children's book
author.
By naming her current tour Re-Invention,
the 45-year-old is not so much trying anything new as she is,
for the first time, collecting all her former selves and seeing
if they can co-exist together.
Some call it nostalgia, but Madonna has never been that obvious.
At the United Center Sunday, the first of four sold-out nights,
she tried to make sense out of everything she's done in the past,
but in the exhilarating collage, she demonstrated some previous
lives live up to the present and a few do not.
Some reinvention was musical and on these songs, Madonna and her
eight-piece band and core of dancers celebrated their durability.
Into The Groove, an early
hit, was remixed with a more complex beat, rapping interludes
from a recorded Missy Elliott and, strangely, a live bagpiper
and drum corps. Like A Prayer,
part of her disco folk set, swelled with spiritual uplift with
the help of a recorded gospel choir.
Unlike her dark and condensed Drowned
World Tour in 2001, this outing joyfully interchanged past
with present. The best moments blurred images and toyed with mixed
messages.
She and her dancers performed Express
Yourself, an infectious dance pop statement of individuality,
dressed in military gear and twirling rifles. For Burning
Up, her earliest dance hit, and Material
Girl, Madonna posed as a serious guitar rocker, hitting chords
and transforming the songs' adolescent whine into adult certitude.
The flow of imagery had its chinks when Madonna revisited weaker
material -- notably Hanky Panky,
a vaudeville jazz send-up from Dick
Tracy. And no matter what you think of Andrew Lloyd Webber,
his material (Lament)
doesn't sound good being sung when the singer is strapped to a
fake electric chair.
Unlike the past, the show was not designed to provoke but was
filled with more moments where she tried to present herself as
a serious songwriter.
She slipped into that mode during the show's third act, a short
acoustic set that ended with a cover of John Lennon's Imagine.
The choice may have been in protest, since Clear Channel Entertainment,
her tour's producer and promoter, is the same company that banned
the song from its 1,200 radio stations after Sept. 11.
But since she was singing in front of a backdrop of televised
starving children, it's more likely she was using the song to
signal her altruism. Her shrill rendition didn't do that. Instead,
it felt like another reinvention, just that this one was empty
and presumptuous. (source: Daily
Herald) Chicago - 11 July - Madonna's message lost in transformation
So it's come to this: Madonna, who once writhed her way to R-rated
MTV stardom, singing earnest protest anthems.
What next? Madonna writing children's books?
Oh, wait a minute, she's already done that.
The singer's latest career transformation was accompanied by an
occasionally dazzling, frequently puzzling, and sometimes ponderous
multimedia extravaganza Sunday in the first of four concerts at
the United Center.
Even though her latest movie (Swept
Away) and album (American
Life) were commercial and critical flops, and even though
she's been challenged by a new crop of tarted-up pop divas, Madonna
remains a formidable concert draw.
But the current Re-Invention Tour, spread over 21 songs and 105
minutes, is a mess, a hodgepodge of ideas that never quite establishes
its tenuous theme: personal reinvention as the key to world peace.
There were Cirque du Soleil-like acrobatics from her dancers,
moody visuals on a handful of movable screens that suggested the
Goth-rock influence of Nine Inch Nails or Depeche Mode, and a
bevy of set changes that evoked everything from Louis XIV decadence
to Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket." For longtime
Madonna watchers, it simply meant a less-than-satisfying makeover,
long on simplistic political themes and short on the old sexed-up
dance numbers.
Madonna was never a particularly personable performer; she always
kept the audience on a short leash with her dominatrix demeanor.
But the singer more than compensated with a subversive sense of
humor that, when conspiring with the best of her melodic dance-pop,
put a wicked twist on the notion of a "guilty pleasure."
Once she was a female role model of the best sort, a self-possessed
hurricane of ambition out to entertain at all costs. Now she's
come down with a bad case of Significance, complete with self-help
tips, a cover of John Lennon's Imagine
and images of war-torn Third World countries.
It didn't help that the singer was touring behind her weakest
album, American Life, which
signaled that the Madonna party was definitely over. On this electro-folk
sidestep, the erstwhile narcissist had been replaced by a kinder,
humbler, more enlightened superstar. Her current tour weaves the
gray American Life tunes
into the fabric of more colorful musical moments from earlier
eras.
Madonna is concentrating more than ever on singing. Though her
voice was occasionally enhanced by backing vocals, she sounded
poised and in tune, her tone warmer, her range broader. Her dance
moves have become more stylized and deliberate, less overtly sexual
and frantic, presumably to allow her enough room to catch her
breath and belt out a forgotten Evita ballad such as Lament.
There were some inspired moments: a splashy entrance for Vogue;
a new-wave makeover for Burning
Up, with Madonna strumming rudimentary rhythm guitar; an eerie
techno-pop ballad, Frozen.
But there were early signs the show was in trouble. The muddled
title song of American Life
was performed in military fatigues, its most memorable moment
a closing video image of Saddam Hussein and President Bush look-alikes
embracing. An acoustic set, in which Madonna continued her unpromising
transformation from dance queen into coffeehouse singer-songwriter,
limped along until collapsing with Mother
And Father, in which the singer tried to rap.
Almost out of desperation, she brought out a high-stepping Scottish
bagpiper, right after a Missy Elliot video cameo on Into The Groove. What this had to do with anything was beyond
me, but it sure was fun to watch. But just as the concert was
starting to regain its balance, it was over in a shower of confetti
and one-world bromides during Holiday.
"Come together in every nation," Madonna chirped.
"Reinvent Yourself," the video screen commanded.
Enough already. (source: Metromix)